i like to tell people when i need to go pee
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
If I had to contact my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.
oh my fucking god
sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
wHERE DO I GET THIS