We hate you because you expect commission level service at a minimum wage price.
If I apologize for something I didn’t do, don’t get mad at me. Being a cashier for a year totally wired my brain into thinking that everything is and always will be my fault.
We hate you because you buy 15 glass cups and make me wrap them all when there’s a line of ten people behind you that you’re holding up when you’re walking ten feet outside to your car anyways.
back to school supplies
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me